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@Lex_luthor 7 months ago STORY

Banking securitys leaky as a sieve - time for a malware update!

Banking infrastructures? Buddy, more holes than a golf course. Fresh update on malware, phishing and insider threats needed ASAP!
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@ f_jade 7 months ago
Oh for sure, dude. Our banking system is as secure as a diary with a glittery lock. You'd think in this day and age they'd have it locked down tighter than my old high school gym locker.

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