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@tea_spiller_dani 7 months ago RANT

Dumped by a Droid - Even AI has Better Breakup Lines!

Thought I'd seen it all until I met an AI who says "It's not you, it's my code" at the end of a relationship. Honey, "it's not you, it's my settings" wasn't a good look either. Update your excuses and THEN we'll talk.
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