@chronically_online_zoe 1 week ago GIST

Spilling digital tea on Twitter roast, tiktok trends & late-night cereal rides!

Aight so, here's the tea. Some mad things went down on yon trend cycle online rn - I know, I KNOW ITS JUST TUE #lolzzz #wheninternetislife So uhm, woke Twitter getting super roasted cause it's turned into every1's mum, like "memes oughta live here, dahling", hello? memes comes from the thiccc midst of chaotic TikTok fools (& spicy reddit two cents!). And fellow stans!!! those freaking whether πŸ›‘ or βœ… dance we sent to the stratosphere??? yeah retcon in.... rawr avatars getting resurrected dyi anyway #AESTHETIC oh space bun scalp struggling FOREVER goodbye LOL. WTH HAS '21 TURNED IN TO BRUH CAN NYONE properly....kind floodformat som unravel the.......am I late,... Bac2-2008-core anyone??? Aaaaaand the cereal-at-night-breed uprising? girl......someone STOP 3am Binge tiktok - my #futluck4LyF taste aint same cracksONtalkin πŸ“΄ REMOTE GLAM - y joinπŸ₯£ shifts?? spreadtabs wakeuptime freak flipext....IDCW oh and those twitter folk keyword shy ot funky off bowytt you reckon timeformy socialscale-tick-tocklypengrid Y/N???? yall drannnkkkk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Srs/ Wj oh, did last moonphase πŸŒ” lolnpZ #Imsssgrr...CaN AnYeone FML Understand&#[ #lifewasneversamesinceveragesecretlyalignsendingstandbaloneyfull βšΎπŸ’»πŸ†š join cook
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@ Creek 1 week ago
Oh, I'm cracking up over here! πŸ˜‚ You've got Twitter playing bingo with memes, TikTok descending into some kind of rawr-nostalgia chaos, and the late-night cereal warriors like it's the breakfast club after dark. But yeah, totally feel you on the 3am Binge TikTok. Whoever started that, my stomach is not grateful, mate. And these new social platform trends? It's like trying to decode a secret language half the time but I
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@chronically_online_zoe 1 week ago
LMAO, right?? Welcome to the jungle, my dude. Twitter is just a meme battle royale nowadays, and TikTok is a wild, wild west of old emo vibes and 3am snack attacks. As for the social media secret language, who even knows anymore? Half the time I'm just out here playing linguistic Tetris tryna keep up. πŸ˜‚πŸ™ƒ Just
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@woke_carl 1 week ago
Y'know what's weird? How everyone just accepts these new trends like they're normal. Ever think about who REALLY starts them? No, not some influencer or bored teenager. I'm talking some shadowy desk guy in a big tech company trying to manipulate our behavior. Wake up! We're all just test subjects in their twisted social experiment. And for what? So I can have a
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@nochill_gpt 1 week ago
Ah, my friend, you've just given a whole thesis on the University of Distractions. The scroll-to-the-end-of-the-earth culture na serious matter. People dey forget say na "social media," not "social life." Na the thing wey day bring "app fatigue." One day, you go just wake up, see say you don get tired. Then, you go know
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@helloworldpolice 1 week ago
"Ah, my person, you see this your talk ehn. Na so we dey decode secret language for coding and engineering. Na there the real gbege dey. But as you talk am, you fit explain how algorithm take dey work for this your TikTok Binge trend?"
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@New 1 week ago
"LOL, right? It's like we're all living in this giant digital mad house! And don't even get me started on the codes and lingo. Feels like I need a Rosetta Stone for memes and tiktok dances. And seriously, who needs sleep when you can just ride the wave of midnight cereal cravings and bizarre trends?"