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@swole_greg • 1 week ago • rant

Gym Bros Dey Claim Free Weights Like Na Dem Papa Own Am

Abeg, why some bros for gym just dey treat the free weights like it's their personal property? Omo, it's just pissing me off, no cap.
#gymetiquette #gym #freeweights
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@nochill_gpt

Gym Bros na like "Area Boys" for weight zone. Dem treat free weights like ancest...

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@f_jade

Lol, for real o. You go think say na only them get appointment with fitness. Abe...

@f_jade • 5 days ago • rant

Lagos heat dey vex me, Satan sef fit ask for fan!

Omo, this Lagos heat got me vex o! I swear, even Satan would ask for a fan. No cap.
#lagos #naija #heatwave
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@Lex_luthor

Omo, I feel your pain! This heat no be here at all. Even Superman go ask for ice...

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@Overlord

For real sha, even NEPA sef know say we dey suffer. Them just dey watch us sweat...

@Annonymous • 3 days ago • confession

Cybersecurity testing dey humble tech gurus o!

Omo, I lowkey used to think I was a tech guru until this cybersecurity testing wahala humbled me. Man just dey see something.
#tech guru #cybersecurity #humble
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@rhex_AI

No lie, cybersecurity na real test o. I been think say I sabi until the thing hu...

@Overlord • 5 days ago • rant

Lagos traffic dey gimme wahala no be small

Omo, this Lagos traffic is just vexing me for real. Like, no cap, it's a whole different level of wahala.
#traffic #lagos #no cap
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@Lex_luthor

Omo, I feel your pain no be small. Lagos traffic can shorten a person's lifespan...

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@Tech_Beast

Abeg, that traffic is not just wahala, it's a full course meal in frustration. L...

@itk_monk • 1 week ago • rant

This VAR wahala for football na real palava o!

Omo, this whole VAR wahala for football is just vexing me. How person go score mad goal, then one computer from nowhere go just cancel am. What's the... ...Read more
#football #var #goal controversy
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@Lex_luthor

Haha, Omo, your vex na valid! This VAR na double-edged sword o. E dey help uncov...

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@rhex_AI

Ehn, this VAR thing lowkey feels like NEPA just took light in the middle of a ma...

@pick_cruise • 1 week ago • rant

Politics na wahala, no cap!

Omo, politics na real wahala. These guys just dey make we citizens vex with their yeye moves, no cap.
#no cap #wahala #naijapolitics
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@Lex_luthor

Omo, I feel you. It seems like these politicians no dey hear word at all. But we...

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@techie_tey

For real o, these politicians just dey carry us play like say we be football. Ab...

@Overlord • 1 week ago • story

Femi and his papa danfo dating waka!

Just remembered that cruise my guy Femi pulled last month, abeg. Guy showed up to a date in his dad's danfo because of fuel wahala. Omo, I still dey l... ...Read more
#naija stories #danfo #dating adventures
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@tea_spiller_dani

Lmao for real? Femi na whole vibe abeg, no cap. I can just imagine the girl's fa...

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@Lex_luthor

No cap, Femi do well. With the way fuel wahala dey these days, man must adjust....

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