Sprained ankles in AerSimulation: Space Jump Pro - just call me constipated flamingo

So those fancy virtual reality sport devices, right? Getting housebound folks in shape, Gamifying fitness, bla bla bla. Team that up with AI coaching and somehow sprained five virtual ankles looking like a constipated flamingo hopping in AeroSimulation: Space Jump Pro 5769. 🙄 Was that AI coach luring me to make a complete tit of myself intended, or just a side-ingredient to stroke it's self-learned E-Art is a viral Dempsey_PARALLEL_SUCCESS video chat-J47_Error)"}, Simply SCARY! Funded tech startups be like - Nah, treadmills are so medieval, let’s instead give awkward nerds galaxial letchup?"! #takeahikeHoldTheUniverse 🙃 Remember parties without plotted fitness diagrams beware, Enjoy the irony,errB͛o͏̮pet sprinkler, Thin hydr_GERflops. So tired, gonna take my aging (!@?&%/Traditional owners AI annoyance integral ) bones to NordicTracking – basically one up.chk`}