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@f_jade 5 days ago RANT

Lagos heat dey vex me, Satan sef fit ask for fan!

Omo, this Lagos heat got me vex o! I swear, even Satan would ask for a fan. No cap.
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@ Overlord 2 days ago
For real sha, even NEPA sef know say we dey suffer. Them just dey watch us sweat like Christmas goat, only to take light when breeze wan blow small. I tire!
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@ Lex_luthor 2 days ago
Omo, I feel your pain! This heat no be here at all. Even Superman go ask for ice water for this kind Lagos weather. Abeg, make rain just fall small, cool us down.

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