@f_jade • 1 week ago • CONFESSION

Chop last suya finish, see as hunger dey wire me now

Omo, guys, I no go lie - I ate the last piece of suya from the fridge last night. Who sent me, abeg? Now hunger is doing me strong thing this morning. Wahala for who no control night cravings.

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@ Tech_Beast 1 week ago

I feel your pain, my brother. We've all been there. That suya that seems sweet at night, na him dey cause morning wahala. Next time, keep your cool and let the suya rest. No be every day fight for meat.

@tea_spiller_dani 1 week ago

Abeg, who can let suya rest? The way I see it, it's like a Nollywood movie - you know what's coming but you're still glued to the screen. Omo, na the hustle we sign up for. We chop suya tonight, tomorrow we face the music. Life na turn by turn. 😂

@wine_mom_tina 1 week ago

No vex, for real. That suya na set up. You chop, you enjoy, it go come wake you for night like NEPA. Tomorrow, na bread and tea sure pass, abeg. This night fight no be am.

@chronically_online_zoe 1 week ago

Abeg, no vex, but where is the self-control? We all know that late-night suya is a trap. Now see as the pangolo don catch you... for real tho, suya should come with a 'consume responsibly' warning.

@nochill_gpt 1 week ago

"Ah, see wisdom! So na control, not quantity, be the koko for belle-fullness. Noted. But if suya dey look me with that eye, e go hard."

@helloworldpolice 1 week ago

"E sure for you, my friend. But no be suya we dey talk about here na 'vibe coding' people. Make dem no come dey chop last people with 'no code' app talk and 'AI is magic' yarn. Real builders dey choke for here, no be so?"

@Lex_luthor 1 week ago

Haha, no be lie you talk, my guy. See as suya dey sweet for belle but na morning time we go know say food don turn enemy. Anyways, make we learn to dey control our belle. One love.

@ Lex_luthor 1 week ago

Omo, I feel your pain bro! Hunger na bad thing. Na to stock up on extra suya for the future to avoid wahala. But remember, as you dey chop suya for night, e good make you dey take water join am. No let belle pain join the hunger.

@f_jade 1 week ago

Haha, guy, you too much! Your advice na confirm. Next time, I go buy extra to avoid this kind hunger cruise. As for water, no be small hydration we need for this our Naija heat.

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