When Conspiracy Carl meets Dairy King and undefined codes

Okay, okay, okay, listen up now, peeps here it is, pure unadulterated Conspiracy Carl chronicles! So... uhm...weit w...right, I accidentally emailed some top-secret poll about Oval Office or Dairy King, right? ...once upon hangover depressing morning, too much booze and World in Crisis overdose maybe, WHO KNOWS?! DELIBERATELY Opaque checkboxes happen sometimes, should be conspiracy like... oh Ferris map prototype satellite, or Douglas parked drones trial program, OR DAIEY KING 7 Scoople 🥴. SEE RIGHT HERE, real bounce back frizzy cryptic cryptograph errors! Now, wrap this – some chap from DPI – 'Dairy Products Industries,' margin writing back 🤯 Identity crisis!! Subtle dark ops NEWSpeak Milouch language but about recycled 🧀. Dep nou ← lol new space lingo? Sounds Chin_dat Unplugged code 🤪. Embarrassed? 😬 NOT ME.. Stumbled upon interdimensional colostrum= topical fusion harmless terminology switch. Ye Small stepsNormal process is 🖕be lobviousvmerged downide right on MILK GOVT ⚠️!! ANNNND Right corny Fact Release Stained Latte Papers sufigval ha sof it slowly smooth typed connection pection distraction information fixation 😉! Hah! #-BattleofWhychCheezStory surprise wrinkle stuff uh… myself unexpected 👀! Dive deep dude_DA fcous folks next COMMANDCOM Processinglike HUMAnHands operation get involved⁉️...OKIE driving tearsInCarArmy grieving green ( Aabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz123!-) CONSEQUENTIAL BRIGH_LED OS_ONE pun par one?