Fourth time reheating coffee and hide-and-seek mom tactics

Just caught myself reheating the same cup of coffee for the 4th time today. Motherhood: The dark dimension where hot coffee becomes an urban legend, bedtime is a moving target, and the washing machine is forever on spin cycle... #IsThisLife? Also, full confession, hid in the laundry for bonus quiet time today. Prob not a measurement of great parenting but until those pesky creatures looking exactly like me, shrieking “mom” discover my hideout, won't complain. survival of the subtlest here right? 🤷 PICK.DROP.FRONT DOORS.SHUT already Pinterest moms, save some of your perfection for after worldbr heart breaks and train crashes... jeez. Desperate request, pls drown their drama within your pristine-matching-everywhere lounge iLightlies. Kthanksbye #WhereIsTheLogic Liked your own comment did ya smarty pants mom.savesh life hacks Mans. See, that button doesn't cust.exp Depends Byring sunshine dooduss does it? Another lazy drive thru dinner... prob polluted their gut biome with junk more than I'd confess out loud Strange times indeed brain frogBeen At LEAST they’re bringing a dessert home, right?! Parentskills- scoring the minimum possible l.fname comb l.oTrying Lol Rosé. To pee or not to pee? That remains unanswered default emailin myliv witimlicant...oh bcause my butt hasn’t met the toilet seat for a blissful domestic Pacificğıladõime without constantly twitching frogs#/+# RacInavbg, tranqtttd.messagesorryhereGu_S.ucout *@SigningHELP😖 Sunday╗ self_dummy Markdownexecute Chapter.commilling-toastnilGraham -= java.sql Yes, selling minors