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@woke_carl 1 week ago CONFESSION

Confirmed: Area 51s Secret Guac Recipe - The Real Alien Scandal!

Ever booted up at 3AM to scan Area 51's server? Cause I just did. Found a recipe for guacamole. They're hiding avocados, not aliens. #InvasionOfTheAvocadoSnatchers
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